I didn’t even know I wanted this for my stairs until now…
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I read about 3 of these and they sound ok
- 1: When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?
- 2: Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
- 3: Let's say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?
- 4: If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?
- 5: Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a '90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you're "them"? Would you choose to switch back?
- 6: Any allergies?
- 7: What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?
- 8: Did you get enough sleep last night?
- 9: You're the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
- 10: If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?
- 11: What's the biggest animal you've ever killed? Bugs count.
- 12: Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?
- 13: A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
- 14: Could you win the Hunger Games?
- 15: What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?
- 16: Do you bite your nails?
- 17: What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
- 18: Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?
- 19: You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There's only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?
- 20: If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?
- 21: If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
- 22: For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?
- 23: If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?
- 24: Of what animal are you most afraid?
- 25: Pizza or oral sex?
- 26: Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?
- 27: You're in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go "OH SHIT, THAT'S MY JAM!" What song is it?
- 28: Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?
- 29: If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?
- 30: Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?
- 31: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
- 32: Have you ever been punched in the face?
- 33: How do you take your ramen noodles?
- 34: Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?
- 35: How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?
- 36: Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?
- 37: If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It's not dangerous or really big or anything. They're just moving to a place that doesn't allow pets.
- 38: Do you know how to pronounce the word "pinochle"?
- 39: Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?
- 40: Are you better with numbers or words?
- 41: At the movies, do you stay for the credits?
- 42: Is morality universal or relative?
- 43: Let's say you're getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?
- 44: What's the worst name you've ever been called?
- 45: Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)
- 46: At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?
- 47: Do you get along better with old people or little kids?
- 48: If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun/monk or a drug dealer?
- 49: What's your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?
- 50: Who is your favorite late night talk show host?
timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff:
I wanna take a moment to talk about an awesome, unsung badass: Doug Jones.
Doug Jones. The name doesn’t ring a bell, does it? Probably not. But I’m here to tell you that this bitch is fabulous.
He started out as a mime and a professional contortionist. He got into acting and has acted in over 25 movies and numerous television shows. Still doesn’t ring any bells? Probably because Doug’s gig is characters and crazy ass costumes and shit.
Here’s a picture of him:
Still not look too familiar? Well, maybe you saw Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer?
Doug Jones.
Or, are you a Buffy fan? Remember the episode “Hush”?
Look familiar now? He’s the one in the front.
Did you like the movie Pan’s Labyrinth?
Doug Jones.
Doug Jones.
Did you like the Hellboy movies?
Doug Jones.
Doug Jones.
Doug Mother Fucking Jones.
Or, hey! Were you born in the 90’s? Remember the movie Hocus Pocus that would play on Disney Channel every halloween? Remember this guy?:
Yup. Doug Jones.
Still not convinced of how badass this guy is? Here’s some awesome for you.
It took him 5 hours to get into the Pale Man costume in Pan’s Labyrinth, and, once in it, he could only just slightly see out of the nose holes, but he was mostly blind.
And the costume for Fauno himself? Well, he could only just barely see out of the nose holes in that one, too. The actual head part was filled with mechanics that made the eyebrows and ears move. And those mechanics were so loud that he couldn’t hear while inside of it, so he had to memorize Ofelia’s lines as well as his own so that he could say them in his head to know when to talk. Oh, and he doesn’t actually speak any Spanish at all, so he was memorizing both his, and someone else’s lines in a language he couldn’t speak.
Doug Mother Fucking Jones.
Werk.
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- Harry Potter: What is the toughest choice you've ever had to make?
- Supernatural: What is your deepest fear?
- Community: Who are you closest to in your life? Why?
- Glee: What is your biggest insecurity or dislike about yourself?
- Chuck: If you could master any one skill instantly, which skill would it be?
- Hunger Games: What do you think is the most reprehensible/horrible thing in the world?
- Doctor Who: If you could travel any where in space and/or time, where?
- HIMYM: How'd you meet your current partner? If single, what would be your ideal meeting?
- Buffy: The last time you did something because it was the right thing to do, despite whether or not it may have been harder than any alternative?
- Avengers: One superpower, what would it be?
- Firefly: What has kept you going in the worst times of your life?
- Sherlock: What is the first thing you notice about people?
- Torchwood: Who would you most want to fuck? Any gender identity.
I Know That Feel, Bro by Chris Gerringer
Chris Gerringer knows that feel. And it turns out, several different characters from across the geek globe know that feel too, linking them in ways that brings them all closer together. Whether it’s mourning dead parents with Batman and Harry Potter, tight living spaces with Pikachu and Aladdin’s Genie, or the demoted scientific status of the Triceratops and Pluto. I know most (hip) people have probably seen some of these before, but Chris’ series is so endearing and so right fucking on that it deserves one last look. I hope you know that feel too.
Artist: deviantart / tumblr / society6
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Anonymous asked: you're beautiful
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TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE
The pictures above are from Project Unbreakable.
Project Unbreakable was created in October of 2011 by an amazing woman named Grace Brown. In her own words, Grace “works with survivors of sexual assault, photographing them holding a poster with a quote from their attacker. Grace has photographed over a hundred people, and received over eight hundred submissions.” She has a really wonderful, short video about why she does the work that she does. I encourage you all to watch.
I was so incredibly moved by this project. The first time I stumbled upon it, I started crying. I empathized with these women and men so viscerally; if not through the incident itself, through the sentiments behind it. So I selected a handful of really powerful photos that deeply resonated with me, and that I hope will resonate with others, too.
After some thought, I’ve decided that I want to become a part of this movement and help to shed light on the issue of sexual violence. Particularly, highlighting the fact that most rapes are committed by someone who is at least an acquaintance of the survivor, and I feel that these photos and perpetrator quotes communicate that message very effectively. So, with that said, here is my Project Unbreakable submission:
I’m not in a place yet where I feel comfortable showing my face, and I have to keep reminding myself that there is no shame in that. When I’m ready, I’m ready. And this still feels like a big step for me. I really appreciate Grace and Project Unbreakable for inspiring me to take this risk.-Sarah
few things have ever broken my heart as much as these photos.
i’m crying.
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